I know drugs are bad and that they ruin families but so does monopoly and that’s still legal
*looks at the price tag*
"i’m not bitter" i say, bitterly, with a bitter expression
It’s hilarious that non-Americans on Tumblr are all like “OMG DENNY’S TUMBLR MAKES ME WISH I LIVED IN AMERICA SO I COULD EAT THERE,” while us Americans will literally only eat at Dennys if it’s 3 in the morning and we’ve lost control of our life.
You don’t go to Denny’s. You end up at Denny’s.